||Rating:Â 7,7/10 (128,944 votes)
Stars:Â Ellen Pompeo, Justin Chambers, Chandra Wilson,Â James Pickens Jr,Â Patrick Dempsey
Runtime: 60 min
Genre:Â Drama, Romance
Released:Â MarchÂ 27,Â 2005
|Pilot:Â Meredithâ€˜s one night stand has an erection that just wonâ€™t quit. Izzie catches Alex in the act with Olivia. Cristina gets keyed by Burke. Quintuplets arrive at Seattle Grace. Meredith phones Cristina and says â€œThereâ€™s a boy in my bed.â€ Cristina is snooping around at Burkeâ€™s. Sheâ€™s horrified that heâ€™s so clean and organized. Oops, Merâ€™s boy wakes up. She tells him sheâ€™s going to shower and when she gets back, he wonâ€™t be there. Remember the last time she said that to a boy? Cristina finds a key on Burkeâ€™s counter with a noteâ€”he had the key made for her. We think itâ€™s cute. She doesnâ€™t. She has that â€œoh crapâ€ look on her face. When she confronts Burke about the key, he tells her, â€œYou can start thinking about moving in with me. » Meredithâ€™s one night stand finds her at Seattle Grace. Heâ€™s got a big problem and it wonâ€™t go away. Everyone teases that she broke his penis. Itâ€™s sooo embarrassing but waitâ€”it gets worse. They canâ€™t fix it and Meredith has to consult with McDreamy. Oh poor Mer. Izzie grabs George and says, â€œI need some sex now!â€Â George teases, â€œNo matter how hard you beg, Iâ€™m not doing you.â€ She tells George that Alex had technical difficulties with her last night. He finally has something to tease Alex about. McDreamy and Alexâ€™s patient drinks way too much water creating a dangerous sodium imbalance. Alex orders Nurse Olivia to give the patient a drug to stabilize him but he tells her the wrong amount and the patient crashes. McDreamy is pissed. Alex canâ€™t seem to do anything right. He storms off and Olivia follows him to â€œcomfortâ€ him. Addison and Izzie are on the case of a woman pregnant with quintuplets. Izzieâ€™s upset because these babies are all going to need surgery and the mother could have avoided it if she reduced the number of successfully fertilized eggs. Izzie makes a snarky remark to the patient about reading the fine print before getting fertility treatment. Addison calls her out on it.